DRAMA GCSE BRITAINS GOT TALENT TORTURE

There was a time when only the thick kids did drama GCSE wasn't there? Now the bright kids do it and music, as well as 9 other subjects....but the GCSE is easier than our o levels.

All day today we have had that idiot Donald Rumsfeld telling us he sanctioned torture for the good of democracy, and loads of republican commentators defending waterboarding and burying someone with stinging insects they have a phobia of. Turns out they learned (the US torture crews) all they know from how US troops were tortured during the last half of the 20th century. Good research then.Barak is not going to prosecute because they were following orders making it legal at the time.....isnt that what the defence from Nuremburg?
ALex Ferguson had kicked off today about Raffa Benitez being arrogant. He might end up looking as bad as spikey Raffa if hes not careful. Mark Lawrenson said it sounds like he is scared. I like Lawro even though he s Liverpool through and through.

This weekend is our anniversary. We dont know the date, but we know I left his flat to dash off to watch the FA Cup semi final with the fa mily. It was the one SPurs VS Arsenal where Gazza did that AMAZING free kick. Then in the final he broke his leg in that stupid tackle and was never the same again. Poor Lad...hes just out of rehab again.

I suppose you have heard of Britains got Talent ugly balding scottish bint with the voice of an angel. Apperntly shes going on Oprah to teach the West that we need to look beyond looks. Demi Moore is a fan...cos of course she knows all about accepting the effects of over eating, time and gravity. DId you ever see dennis pennis ask her that question as she walked up th red carpet at a premiere? He said"Demi, hi Dennis Pennis, BBC......if the part required it ...and it was tastefully done...would you consider ...keeping your clothes on for a part..." He also asked steve Martin " Steve...Steve...Why aRent you funny any more?"

We were in Brighton last September for the day and A wanted to find the alleyway where Lesley Ash did the business with Phil Danials in Quadrophenia.We found it and the boys rushed up the alleyway passed Dennis and some of his mates while I held back to let them out and he was laughing about "these kids looking for Lesley ashes bonk alley" I just smiled. Its all educational though and we had a look at the architecture of the pier and the royal pavillion too!

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