GAZZA AND LONDON

That Cup Final was the one. The semi was against Arsenal-best free kick ever, the final was against Notts Forrest and it was Des Walker. Gazza is all aover the TV this weekend. Hes even on match of the day tomorrow.Soccer AM this morning.

Italia 90 was the best best ever ever ever. But I cannot believe where you lived? I lived in Hearn Hill from September 1990 to the following April, and the only good thing I remember about it was going to the football, sometimes on my own. I did a lot of Spurs because of Gazza but also Crystal Palace and once, because a friend of a friend wanted to go, we went to Arsenal.I was at the first game of the season against Man City and they were all shouting "You fat Bastard" and chucking Mars Bars at Gazza, then he scored the winner, picked up a Mars Bar and eat it, and the whole stadium were cheering and screaming. There was 1 game where the linesman was a thelidamide, and Gazza kept looking for the rest of his arms- but the bloke was laughing too. A girl from The High School kopped off with him art Stringfellows but this is not a story for the web!

GAZZA ITALIA 90 AND LONDON FOOTBALL

I'm lying in bed at 10:30 writing this, I refuse to have a TV in the bedroom, but occasionally I will bring the laptop up to bed with me.

It's really difficult for me to watch Gazza on TV anymore, he was such a hero to me, you know one of the lads too, and now every time I see him I just wanna cry. I don't remember the time you are talking about with Arsenal, but I do remember the cup final when they played Nottingham Forest and he brought down the black player who played for England, Des or Wes something or other, and then f'd up himself in the process. That was typical Gazza.

After Italia '90 he will always be my hero. Do you remember when he got his second yellow card and wouldn't be able to play in the final or semi-final (can't remember now), and he was almost in tears, and Gary Linekar pointed to his head and motioned to Graham Taylor to watch him because he was obviously about to go nuts, that is my favorite part of the world cup EVER, I really need to get that DVD. Poor Gazza. I remember when I was in London and I went to watch a Spurs/Man Utd game, Spurs won 2-1 the second goal was this brilliant free kick by Gazza, you had to hand it to him, when he had it he had it.

It was great when I was living in London, I saw so many football games. When I lived in N. London I didn't live that far from White Hart Lane, and then when I moved to Streatham I was only a bus ride away from Selhurst Park and at the time Crystal Palace and Wimbledon played all of their home games there. It seems funny looking back that Wimbledon, CP, QPR were all in the First Div/Premier League, even Milwall were, although I never set foot over there, they were a bunch of racist thugs.

LOL when I was on YouTube looking at that Susan Boyle woman, I saw this guy on there (forgot his name), he was a black gay guy who thought he could sing. I was howling with laughter at that it was hysterical. He was a bit slow too. He reminded me of the black American guys that are gay, they are so freaking flaming it's hysterical. A few years ago I had a personal trainer who was black and gay and he was 50 at the time but looked at least 10 years younger, he was a scream

GCSE SATS FERGIE AND TORTURE

I never knew there was a drama GCSE, I thought it was just one of those extra-curricular things that you did for fun, like tennis after school or whatever. They don't do any exams really before they leave high school here. They have Grade Point Averages (GPA's) in school and uni and you're doing well with anything over a 3.0, and are brilliant if you have a 4.0 - it's all based on coursework. When your 17/18 you take what is known as the SAT (standard assessment test), max score is 1600, and that along with your GPA determines whether you get into the college of your choosing or not. However, it's all BS because if you don't have the grades, but have the money you can pretty much go to most colleges you want, it's all about the money here at the end of the day.

I don't think that Fergie is running scared, I really believe he's a bit of a shit-stirrer, and just can't resist responding. I wish he hadn't sunk to that level, but he's always getting digs in here and there with various teams and managers. Whatever, I still love Sir Alex - hero for life. I met him once when I was in London. I went to see United at Loftus Road when QPR were still in the Premier League. I got there around noon, and was just standing around and the United bus rolls off. A couple of people got off and then he got off, I said can I have your autograph please=2 0Alex, and he said do you have a pen love, and I go no, and he goes neither do I sorry!!!! Seriously, he so quickly dismissed me that I was gobsmacked. Freaking hilarious.

Those bastards in the Bush administration deserve to be prosecuted, and if Nancy Pelosi had her way they would. It's criminal what those mo-fo's got up to. Rumsfeld and Cheney were the ringleaders. I can't wait until Colin Powell finally writes his memoir, more truths will then come out. He was pushed out by Rumsfeld and Cheney, there was a 2 hour show on PBS about how Bush was too weak to protect Powell, so he ended up being the fall guy, because Cheney and Rummy were in cahoots. Powell is still too honorable to tell the dirty truth, but give him a couple more years, and he's gonna want to clear his name. He's a cheap bastard though, I used to work at this drugstore part-time when I was saving for my house, and he used to come in, it was in this really wealthy part of Virginia where all the big wigs live, including Cheney. He would come in by himself all the time, no-one used to bother him, because they were all rich and powerful. He wouldn't buy anything unless it was on sale or had a coupon!

I just got an email from Fox Soccer Channel asking if we wanted to see Championship Football on there. I was like hell yeah, it's better than them showing Women's Soccer, or the Asian Soccer League. I'm hoping that we're going to get it for next season, because I'm tired of coming home on a Saturday evening and having to watch the Women's footie and can't watch Sky Sports News because of it.

OMG LOLOL, you're such a bitch! Seriously I am so sick of that Susan Boyle, everyone and his brother is asking me if I've seen it, or emailing me the youtube link. She was on the Today show this morning. Jesus, what is it about Brits loving the underdog?

Liverpool or Chelsea

NO accent. Still a huge United supporter. They finally came good right before I left for America. Yeah, I'm about to watch one of the games too, not sure whether to watch Liverpool or Chelsea.

You are in the US?

i thought you were in the US by the friends. did you go to your cousins? Did you go and see BARAK? Wow we were crying here but my harry kept doing bullet noises all through the inaugeration.
I have taalked about you so much Adijat!!!!!!!
Have you got an accent? European football on shortly so I have got to take this kid who came for tea home and get ready for it. Do you still upport Man utd? I will check out now. SO glad to have found you. You look brilliant.

DRAMA GCSE BRITAINS GOT TALENT TORTURE

There was a time when only the thick kids did drama GCSE wasn't there? Now the bright kids do it and music, as well as 9 other subjects....but the GCSE is easier than our o levels.

All day today we have had that idiot Donald Rumsfeld telling us he sanctioned torture for the good of democracy, and loads of republican commentators defending waterboarding and burying someone with stinging insects they have a phobia of. Turns out they learned (the US torture crews) all they know from how US troops were tortured during the last half of the 20th century. Good research then.Barak is not going to prosecute because they were following orders making it legal at the time.....isnt that what the defence from Nuremburg?
ALex Ferguson had kicked off today about Raffa Benitez being arrogant. He might end up looking as bad as spikey Raffa if hes not careful. Mark Lawrenson said it sounds like he is scared. I like Lawro even though he s Liverpool through and through.

This weekend is our anniversary. We dont know the date, but we know I left his flat to dash off to watch the FA Cup semi final with the fa mily. It was the one SPurs VS Arsenal where Gazza did that AMAZING free kick. Then in the final he broke his leg in that stupid tackle and was never the same again. Poor Lad...hes just out of rehab again.

I suppose you have heard of Britains got Talent ugly balding scottish bint with the voice of an angel. Apperntly shes going on Oprah to teach the West that we need to look beyond looks. Demi Moore is a fan...cos of course she knows all about accepting the effects of over eating, time and gravity. DId you ever see dennis pennis ask her that question as she walked up th red carpet at a premiere? He said"Demi, hi Dennis Pennis, BBC......if the part required it ...and it was tastefully done...would you consider ...keeping your clothes on for a part..." He also asked steve Martin " Steve...Steve...Why aRent you funny any more?"

We were in Brighton last September for the day and A wanted to find the alleyway where Lesley Ash did the business with Phil Danials in Quadrophenia.We found it and the boys rushed up the alleyway passed Dennis and some of his mates while I held back to let them out and he was laughing about "these kids looking for Lesley ashes bonk alley" I just smiled. Its all educational though and we had a look at the architecture of the pier and the royal pavillion too!