Do you still have some basic French? its all you need to appreciate this story I am reminded of when I took Lucy Skiing with Rupert. On our last night we were in a bar, the kids playing pool, watching videos, and the owners dog was wandering around. Then we noticed a dribbly mess from where it sat down every so often, and one thing led to another and the kids were howling about the dog shitting itself and Rupert said he was going to inform the manager and in his best accent (Frencjh people dont know what part of France he is from) "Excuse est moi, Monsiuer,mais votre chein, Il est merd dans le derriere. Je Reccommend le Pampers pour le Chein ou peut etre les 'uggies" Can you hear it? We all have poor french and wet ourselves.
Tell me.....(a good blog subject)... I watch South park and they really hate the french. Then the Canadians because they are french and boring. Is it standard, and did you take over your innate english hatred of the french with you. I know they were called french fry eating surrender monkeys when they did not join the war in Iraq (more like they wanted to continue selling Saddam Arms) but ar they universally disliked? We know everyone hates us. Thats why Chelsea were denied 18 penalties. Because Michelle Platini hates us.
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