What do the Americans Know About Football? BP Oil Spill, Wayne Rooney and Fabio Capello

Jeezus!! England were shite. Rooney was shite, and I feel really depressed and shite about it. I really thought that we were going to stuff 'em 4 or 5 to 1!!!! I know that everyone is blaming Fabio, but we always blame the Manager, even he's saying it's not the same team that got us to qualifying. I don't even want to watch Wednesday's game, I'm just too nervous.

As for the U.S. they can go fuck 'emselves!!!! They were robbed, but so the fuck what? I am so sick of all the shit that they are STILL giving me after last Saturday. I wouldn't even mind if they were generally interested and knew about football, they don't, they're just bandwagon jumpers. I got 19 texts and emails yesterday bitching to me about the injustice of the disallowed goal. I was like listen, shit happens during every World Cup, you ain't the only one's that have had decisions go against you. Then one of my friends emails me back and says, "yeah, but it would be different if it happened to you" I'm like excuse me, if you knew shit about football you would know about the hand of God, so it ain't because you all are American and the whole world is picking on you. When I went to the gym on Monday, some guy was going on and on at me at how could the US/England game end in a tie, that's not sport, it will never take on in America when you don't have a definitive outcome. I'm like, listen, the rest of the world could give a shit if it doesn't catch on in America, it's managed all this time without them. Jesus, then I have people asking me why we say nil-nil and not zero zero, why we say pitch and not field, why we say draw and not tie, and it goes on.......................
I had to laugh at the end of the game, when I was lip-reading Jozy Altidore and Jose Torres. Jozy was pissed, and he wanted to go challenge the ref. and Torres was holding him back. Then Torres says to him "what the fuck are you going to say? Shiiiiiitttttt!!! I cracked up. Love moments like that.

Have to hand it to ESPN. Brilliant coverage. What they did was hire all of the SKY commentators and analysts, Martin Tyler, Ian Darke, Adrian Healey, Ally Mcoist, Steve McManaman, Roberto Martinez,Ruud Gullit (you can tell the American presenters really didn't know who he is because they were initially pronouncing the G in his name, dumbasses) Alexei Lalas (ex US star who knows his shit), then the actual in-studio presenters are American ESPN presenters who have taken a crash course in footie, but they pretty much introduce the guests, and leave them to it, very smart on their part. Only one they haven't got is Andy Grey and he's on Fox Soccer Channel (Sky in America), with Richard Keys, doing an analysis and call in show for an hour after the last game is played. Bloody brilliant. Can't lie, I have watched at least a part of EVERY game so far, with the exception of this mornings 2 games. I can watch them all until Friday of next week, and then I'm pretty much not going to see any more.

As for the oil spill, I am done with Obama. The reason he is trying to act like a tough guy is that he is getting shit from EVERYWHERE, and he doesn't know what to do. Very reactive rather than being proactive. Denmark and Belgium have offered to help out, and they have the equipment, however, too much red tape apparently. Fuck the red tape, just get 'em over here. Apparently BP does own the equipment, which is why they are the only ones that can fix the problem. BP has to take responsibility because it is their executive that told Transocean that they were losing millions a day and had to speed shit up, TO said not a good idea, BP guy said we are the ones paying for this, and we are the ones paying you.

Hotter than Hades here, 95 tomorrow, and all humidity. OK, gotta go, just driven back from a show in Philly, have a date tonight. I have already told him not to talk shit about England otherwise I'm walking out.

The End of The Special Relationship, Steven Gerard and Ronnie Whelan's Daughter, Bhopal, BP Oil Spill

USA were robbed, though of course we were supporting a draw all the way. As for England V Algeria- It was diabolical. We all agreed that Granny could have controlled the ball better than Rooney. There is supposed to be a News of the world story on Sunday about Gerrard getting Ronnie Whelan's (Liverpool player from 80's) 16 year old daughter pregnant and his wife having an affair with a Derby County player. What's everyone else's excuse?

I felt slighted by Obama when he took a few days to phone the PM when he was elected. Now we know the SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. When are the US going to claen up Bhopal or kick up a fuss over Delta Nigeria spills? Hardly the greenest nation nation in the world and with 41% share ownership of the multi national company BP which has not denied responsibility while not owning any of the rig or equipment which went wrong in the mad effort to fuel the GREEDY GAS GUZZLING USA.

All sympathy to the people of the southern coastal states affected, but what on earth was the congressional enquiry about. They looked ridiculous, and stupid.

Robert Green, World Cup, Joe Cole

Robert Green did such a fantastic interview after about the ups and downs of football and he was to blame, but goalies have that responsibility and he wouldn't change it for the world he is totally forgiven and we want him on again on Friday. Even though Jo Hart is from Meole Brace. Looks like Ledley is out, and I totally agree with you on Gerrard.....making him an honourary englishman again. He really played his heart out from the first, and thats all weve ever wanted.NOT SURE WHY jO COLE WASNT PLAYING, OR HAVING wRIGHT-pHILIPS DOWN THE LEFT? Still it all made more sense than the French game, and having watched Algeria Slovenia, this house is not too worried about getting to the next round. but it looks like USA will play Germany, so Auf
Weidersein....because despite being new and not having any on form strikers, they stuffed Australia last night. I havent missed a game yet, and am just goingt o watch 1st half before my 1st swim in 2 weeks!!!!!

BP Oli Spill, World Cup, Robert Green, England v USA

Jesus, I am not even going to make mention of the Rob Green blunder!!!!! You would think the Yanks had won the World Cup the way that they are celebrating. What's giving me hope is that I think that we will destroy Algeria, and Italy drew 1-1 with the US last time round. I also think that Rooney will come into his own during the Algeria game. Plus we never ever really start that well. Knew it was going to be a big risk taking Ledley King, and now their saying he has a groin injury that could keep him out of Friday's game. Jeez, how I hate that Scouse bastard Gerrard, but today all of that was forgotten, LOL!!

Park Ji Sung is a HUGE hero in the Korean community, and my neighbor last week at the market who is Korean was saying that he would be a star in this World Cup, he may be right, we shall see.

I really think that the Argies are going to go far. Maradona is a clown, but it is obvious that his players love him, and I think that makes a huge impact on the team doing well.

All the Africans here, from whichever country always loyally root for all of the African teams, including S. Africa, but this is the first year that they have been pretty pessimistic about how well any of the teams are going to do. When S. Africa scored their GREAT goal yesterday and I saw Archbishop Tutu dancing I swear I almost lost it, huge lump in my throat.

BP shit still going on, and thank God that the World Cup has made us focus on something more positive. David Cameron to visit US on July 20th. Must admit I am quite liking him so far. Getting regular Sky News on Fox Soccer Channel, not sure whether it's just for the summer, when they don't have many games to show, or whether it's for good, but I really like it, and not too many commercial breaks.