The Special Relationship, David Cameron, Gordon Brown, Sam Cam, Obama, Washington Post

Been crying as gordon left and David entered. No idea why






Bloody 'ell, so was I, and I don't really care for Gordon. Found out a lot today about their personal lives that I didn't know, WTF??? Brown lost a daughter, and has a son with CF, Cameron has a disabled kid, and wife is up the duff!!!!!

I just heard Alex Salmond talking shit about Labour and saying how they didn't try to form a coalition with the Lib-Dems because they were happy to go into opposition, and bitching about the cuts that are coming to Scotland. Politics is a bitch man!

So much for the Special Relationship.I heard this morning that the UK election received the same coverage in the Washington post as a Chinese factory story. Obama had said "we have been watching with interest".... yet even you didnt know about the kids. If you get to watch Cam and Sam Cam arriving at No. 10 again it is lovely to watch how he helps her out of the car and snuggles up to her laughing, but there was no need to cup her bosom just before going through the door!!!!And Gordons tribute to his wife and family was lovely.

Alex Salmond is a parochial self interested small minded bigot. Just like his mate Sean connery, who lives in the Bahamas.

The Election, Hung Parliament, BNP, Chelsea, Nick Clegg, Nick Griffin

Hung parliament? How exciting, no? Does that mean that there will likely be another election within the next year? Gordon brought this upon himself in my opinion, there were opportunities for him to call an election when the political climate seemed more favourable, and he chickened out.



Still hung. Bored to tears with it now. Helicopters hovering over London offices. If we had proportional representation they'd all have to agree in the end. So why cant they do it now?



Well yeah they would all have to agree if there was PR, however, it doesn't stop additional elections having to be held, when the alliances break down, and then apathy sets in amongst the electorate. I personally don't like PR because it lets those that ordinarily have any power become a part of the government, and it scares the shit out of me that that could end up being the BNP in the not too distant future.

God, Chelsea made sure that they won the League with that result, but I'm not mad. I'm just hoping now that Benitez stays at Liverpool!!!!



Yeay, stay on Raffa we need you to take Liverpool even further down the league.

BNP? that fine example of the aryian race, Nick Griffin blamed the immigrants not voting for him for his resounding defeat. Hilarious.Apathy has long settled here. Even A is thinking of changing direction. He got £12.50 an hour to do the count on election night and we all thought that the public spending cuts could start right there.If I would have done it for £7 the rest of the country could. Its hardly skilled? We are really annoyed that all parties seem to be scrambling for power. The Tories seem the most dignified at the moment but Labour leadership just will not let it go. Gordon is hanging on to the door knob of number 10, even prepared to resign to stay there just a few more nights!! And Nick Clegg will get into bed with anyone,
despite at first appearing to be living in the real world and trying to listen to the people.

If he carries on he will lose out. We got Lib Dems into 2nd place here....never been seen before, and it felt like there had been a shift.... but its all very ungentlemanly now and just not British.

Talking of British, if theres a lib lab scots nationalist and Plaid Cymru coalition, the English alone will have to pay for the credit crunch, and then I will pack up.

Oil Spills,Terrorism, Murder and Football

Lots of news on the homefront, I guess the two major stories are the freaking oil spill, which is an absolute disaster. It's awful to even think about it, but the pictures coming out are horrendous. No hope for the fisherman, and people whose livelihoods are affected. I'm sure it will be an excuse for gas/petrol prices to go even higher, as they are inching up already, though we don't pay anywhere near the prices you all pay. The cost of seafood is going to be astronomical, which is a bitch because I love to cook shrimp on the barbecue at this time of year.

Then of course there is the car bomb that didn't go off in NYC. The American media are such a bunch of arseholes. On Saturday they were sure it was "an Arab", so on my local news radio station, they started scaremongering the listeners by insinuating that the Obama administration wasn't doing enough, and "what if it happens in DC, and the bomb does actually go off this time", but then on Sunday the media was reporting that it seemed like it was a white guy, so the media backed off a bit, and then by Monday when they were sure it was someone of mid-East descent they were back on the terrorist bandwagon.

Then locally there are 2 very high-profile murders that happened in the last couple of weeks. A couple of Friday's ago, a REALLY popular headmaster/principal was murdered in his home. He was white, but chose to give up his job in Montgomery County schools, (very expensive, predominantly Jewish County, good schools etc), next to the County I live in, and moved to be the Principal at a school in DC. He was gay, and apparently the night he was killed he had been on one of those gay chatlines, and had obviously arranged for the guy to meet him at his house. Well he was murdered, robbed, and his car was stolen, and found in SE DC (worst ghetto part of DC). Turns out that 4 black kids (all under 20 it seems), went to his house in order to rob him, one of the kids mother's used the guys stolen credit card the following day - dumb bitch, and I guess everything fell around them like a deck of cards, because on Monday they were all arrested.

Then on Monday, this rich white kid is arrested for murdering his girlfriend at the University of Virginia. Both of them were on UVA's respective Lacrosse teams, which are the top lacrosse teams in the country, the men's team is #1, and the women's is #5. This will not go to trial. He waived his right to an attorney and confessed to the cops. He said it wasn't intentional he shook her. However, he actually beat the shit out of her, because her friends found her lying in a pool of blood, head and face bashed in, and he had taken her computer, which apparently has evidence on it, possibly threats that he made to her.

It's been interesting, watching these 3 ghetto ass-black kids, and this rich white kid all charged with the same crime, murder.

Watching Man. City/Spurs. Of course I want Spurs to win. I am interested in what happens to Raffa. Do you think that he will still be there next season. I'm thinking that he will, unless they sell the team, if it is a Liverpool supporter that buys it, he will be gone. It irked the crap out of me to see Steve McLaren winning the league with FC Twente. Oh how I hate that bastard.

OK, going to finish watching the game, then get dinner started. Not looking forward to Sunday, I can't see Chelsea losing, though stranger things have happened.

David Beckham, US Dentists, Root Canals

JESUS!!!!! That should be a lesson learned for everybody. I would have said no initially, but when they said the honeymoon paid for, that would have been me. Mortgage????? Fucking 'ell. Good for her, I love to hear stories like that.

I on the other hand have just got back from the dentist (again). I have an appointment EVERY DAY this week, (well Monday through Thursday anyway). I bite down on a Whole Nut bar sent from Carol on Sunday afternoon, and my teeth breaks. I call the dentist office, hoping to just leave a message and have them call me back on Monday morning. Well, the dentist himself picks up, I tell him there is no pain, but I have previously had a root canal, and I cannot determine whether it is the tooth with the root canal. He tells me to come in yesterday morning. I go in, and he temporarily fixes the tooth, but now I need TWO root canals, I have TWO huge fucking abcesses one under each tooth, highly infected, although no pain, I have felt nothing all this time, and he says they have probably been there SIX MONTHS. He goes up into the root canal, no pain, and even though he's drilling etc, I have no anesthetic, and no pain from what he is doing. Anyway, as he goes up in and pulls out, this godawful stench comes down with it, it was awful, and embarrassing. Although, he laughs and says, "don't be embarassed, there are people who come in whose mouths smell like this the minute they open up!!!!" Anyway, I went in again this morning for more work, and over the next two days, then back again in 4 months to make sure that everything took the way it was supposed to. Dental insurance is pretty bleak over here, so I had to shell out $1500 of the $3300 fee, the insurance will get the rest. I'm just glad that I had the money. The other thing is that I truly believe that American dentists are the best in the world, you rarely see an average American with F'd up teeth.

David Beckham, Alton Towers, England

Must tell you this tale- P's child minding friends niece was
getting married at Alton Towers, it had been booked a year. They rang
to ask if she was willing to change the day and have her wedding for
free. She said No, she had people who have booked flights etc. They
came back with offer of the honeymoon paid too. She said No. They rang
back 10 minutes later saying “our client would really like to hire the
whole complex for the weekend of your wedding. Would you accept a
change of date if our client paid for your wedding, your honeymoon and
your mortgage? She said “are you shitting me, yes, but don’t change
anything til I see the cash” she got a cheque (cannot confirm how much
yet) arrived this week signed by the client and his name was.....david
Beckham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO you remember that he always does a big get
together for the England team and friends per World Cup.. its got to
be that or Brooklyns birthday? FAB I might have taken the 1st offer
though. I have learned something.

Obama Healthcare Compromise

The healthcare bill to be perfectly honest is totally unacceptable on many levels, and in my opinion Obama made compromises because he thinks that the public and the right will respect him more, for compromising, but he just appears weak, and the bill is weaker than water. Firstly, and most importantly there was supposed to be a public option, (everyone now has to get health insurance, like car insurance), but not everyone can afford it, the public option was supposed to be for those people that really couldn't afford it, and it has been scrapped because Repugnants and moderate Dems wouldn't support it. The joke of it is that Republicans called for these compromises, Dems co-operated and NOT ONE Repub. in either house voted for it, so why compromise in the first place?

US Healthcare, Sports Relief, The BBC Football

What a FUCKING AWESOME WEEK I have just had!!!!!!!! Healthcare for all!!!!! Well not really for all, but 35 million of the 47 million uninsured will be insured. No-one will have to worry about being dropped by their provider because they are actually sick, or get sick, LOL!! I had a fantastic 2 day event this weekend, which I have spent weeks preparing for, AND United beat Liverpool and Chelsea draw against Blackburn. Plus the weather's in the 60's.

I'm just winding down, and making more product today...dumbass forgot to tape the United game, and it wasn't on Fox it was on ESPN, who don't repeat the games, Fox does all week. However, I have seen the highlights, Rafa is PURE entertainment, and I love him for that. I am waiting for his new rant against ManU, but he didn't say shit about Gerard not receiving a ban. Just watched James Corden on Friday Night with Jonathon ross, and I'm going to go on You Tube and check out the sport relief stuff.

First of all, i do hope you go tot see James Cordens Sports relief
bit. We started watching an hour late so we didnt have to see all the
misery, and had such a good night. Howling with laughter at James
Corden, fast forwarding Richard Hammond, Christine Blakely any singing
or desperation.We have donated and now need the laughs.

Next most important thing----woohoo for the healthcare. This must be a
massive landmark. We had heard the whole thing was so watered down
that it was a defeat for Barak? I cant see the pint of getting on his
back for having to make concessions. It makes it easier to add to next
time.Who are the the ones/millions left out.

This is the best lead up to the end of the season ever.I cant believe
Raffa is still there, especially now that ex players and present
players are having a go. We have recently been disgusted to find that
ALan Hanson and Mark Lawrenson have a car to pick them up from their
houses to take them to the BBC to talk shit on MOTD as well as their
huge salary. In much the same veiw as I have over postage, I would
gladly pay double for my TV license because BBC tv and radio are so
brilliant and I dont know what I would do without it and the
iPlayer...but not if I am paying for ALan Fucking Hansen to be
chauffer driven to BBC studios to watch football and talk shite.
I just hope Wayne Rooneys knee is rested and saved for the World Cup.
Fair enough to all you Man utd supporters wanting to win the
premiership and champions league, but Berbatov will have to get off
his arse and give Wayne a rest.