Knitwear Sales at 100 Degrees, World Cup

I had no idea Donovan was Such a bastard. What did he write about Becks?

We all felt heartily better after the absolute thrashing of Argentina...all I needed to make it even better was a shot of Maradonna crying. Lets face it, Germany are well organised, skillful, an unknown quantity til now. Theyve kept it quiet, and they just do the job. All I ask is that the Coach and his assistant check what the other is wearing before they leave the hotel. He is the sort of man, like the bloke who last played Bond before daniel craig, who make me feel sick and shivery. It must be the same feeling as a homophobe feels towards a gay person I am guessing.....it is a real physical revulsion. Anyway, we at least scored 2 goals, and Argentina never had a chance.

The Ghana match was so exciting here. We had A and friends in the front room, with me, N,I and R and friends in the kitchen. Really enjoyed it. Now supporting Holland.

I dont imagine theres much call for knit wear in 100 degrees?

David Beckham, US Dentists, Root Canals

JESUS!!!!! That should be a lesson learned for everybody. I would have said no initially, but when they said the honeymoon paid for, that would have been me. Mortgage????? Fucking 'ell. Good for her, I love to hear stories like that.

I on the other hand have just got back from the dentist (again). I have an appointment EVERY DAY this week, (well Monday through Thursday anyway). I bite down on a Whole Nut bar sent from Carol on Sunday afternoon, and my teeth breaks. I call the dentist office, hoping to just leave a message and have them call me back on Monday morning. Well, the dentist himself picks up, I tell him there is no pain, but I have previously had a root canal, and I cannot determine whether it is the tooth with the root canal. He tells me to come in yesterday morning. I go in, and he temporarily fixes the tooth, but now I need TWO root canals, I have TWO huge fucking abcesses one under each tooth, highly infected, although no pain, I have felt nothing all this time, and he says they have probably been there SIX MONTHS. He goes up into the root canal, no pain, and even though he's drilling etc, I have no anesthetic, and no pain from what he is doing. Anyway, as he goes up in and pulls out, this godawful stench comes down with it, it was awful, and embarrassing. Although, he laughs and says, "don't be embarassed, there are people who come in whose mouths smell like this the minute they open up!!!!" Anyway, I went in again this morning for more work, and over the next two days, then back again in 4 months to make sure that everything took the way it was supposed to. Dental insurance is pretty bleak over here, so I had to shell out $1500 of the $3300 fee, the insurance will get the rest. I'm just glad that I had the money. The other thing is that I truly believe that American dentists are the best in the world, you rarely see an average American with F'd up teeth.

David Beckham, Alton Towers, England

Must tell you this tale- P's child minding friends niece was
getting married at Alton Towers, it had been booked a year. They rang
to ask if she was willing to change the day and have her wedding for
free. She said No, she had people who have booked flights etc. They
came back with offer of the honeymoon paid too. She said No. They rang
back 10 minutes later saying “our client would really like to hire the
whole complex for the weekend of your wedding. Would you accept a
change of date if our client paid for your wedding, your honeymoon and
your mortgage? She said “are you shitting me, yes, but don’t change
anything til I see the cash” she got a cheque (cannot confirm how much
yet) arrived this week signed by the client and his name was.....david
Beckham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO you remember that he always does a big get
together for the England team and friends per World Cup.. its got to
be that or Brooklyns birthday? FAB I might have taken the 1st offer
though. I have learned something.

Lisa Ling, Barak in Egypt, England Win

So I have to admit that I haven't paid as much attention to the Obama trip to the Middle East and Europe. Shit, I didn't even know the England result from Saturday night, although I am about to check that out now. They didn't mention the result on Sky Sports News yesterday, but there was an interview with John Terry, and I got the gist from that conversation that England won.

Back to the Obama trip. I actually watched "the speech" while I was on the treadmill at the gym. He said what needed to be said, and he let the world know that he might be a liberal, but he's not to be fucked with. Ironically I watched it on "Faux News" because that was the channel on the TV in front of me. Actually, it's sometimes worth watching Fox for the entertainment value. Of course none of their analysts had anything positive to say about his remarks, and they were slamming him for being an "apologist" whenever he goes abroad, whatever.

The big news here right now is that Lisa Ling's sister, and her co-worker have been sentenced to 12 years hard labor for entering N. Korea illegally, although that's up for debate. Oh wait, sorry, the biggest news here is about John and Kate (plus 8), (look it up), and whether he's a lying cheating bastard. However (and I have to admit, I've never watched the show, but I have seen excerpts), if I had a wife that treated me like a piece of shit in front of the whole nation, I might have to screw around on her too.

Have to run, Monday means a busy day, and I still have lots to do before dinner.

We had a full house for the England match, and crisps and crap all over the floor and a recycle bin full of becks cans the next morning. Of course we expected the win. We were spotting the ski lift attendants from previous Andorra holidays, and saying "theres the bloke who did the pizzas" etc... but it was David playing the full match which made it special...and he did make such a difference. We wondered id Theo Walcott would take the corners, or Lampard would want a free kick, but they know David can win a match.Now if Scholes came back, just for the World Cup.....Apparently his son is a football prodigy. We say we dont even notice hes ginger!

I really dont know how you cope without the foorball. Satanta are going under but some American has put in a load of cash for 51% of the co. so perhaps that means youll get more Premiership and some England Games.

Do you have to recycle? Its the bane of my life and I hate all the separate stinking bins up the side alley where we should be just plonking bikes and other rubbish.